Cj and Tsuki have lost their minds~Cassie and Lyssa, Year Seven Rewrite.

Cassie and Lyssa entered the great hall and sat down at the Gryffindor table talking animetly having not seen eachother all summer. "First years really take too long to get across the lake." Cassie muttered.

Lyssa nodded. "They really do," she agreed. "We're magic for crying out loud. It's not that hard to charm a boat into going faster." She sighed and rested her head on her hand, looking around the hall.

"Exactly," Cassie said and scowled up at the teachers table. "Stupid Snape," She muttered glaring at him as he sat in the headmasters chair where McGonagall should rightfully be sitting.

"Tell me," Lysssa muttered as the first years finally showed up, "why is he headmaster? Because no one in their right mind would make him headmaster, and technically it should go to the deputy and that was McGonagall, and yeah..."

"I blame Voldemort," Cassie said sighing as the sorting started and took another baziliion years. "But yeah McGonagall should be headmistress, Snape doesn't deserve to be it the git." Cassie frowned and looked up and down the table. "Where's the trio? Hermione couldn't be here because she's a Muggle born but Harry and Ron? Maybe they're off saving the world again."

"Well I mean...it's Harry Potter..." Lyssa said, "do you really think he could just show up at school with Voldemort out to get him? It would make him a sitting target. Ron's the only one that could possibly be here, but if Harry and Hermione aren't, he wouldn't be either, so there's the answer to all that."

Cassie shrugged and the first years were finally sorted, Snape stood up and started to say the worst speech Cassie had ever heard and that included Umbridge. "Should we cause same mayhem?" She askesd Lyss her eyes gleaming wickedly.

Lyssa shrugged lightly, smiling. "If we absolutely must," she replied, a mischevious look crossing her face for a moment. Causing mayhem was just too fun an activity to pass up. "Would like the honor of starting it off?"

"I'd love it," She said with another wicked grin. "Shut up Snape no-one cares what you have to say," She shouted as loud as she possibley could and snickered as every head turned in her direction, she smiled sweetly.

Lyssa found herself smirking. Looking straight at Snape she said, "She has a very valid point there you see. So you may as well just go and sit back down in your chair."

Cassie laughed and grinned mishcievously at the headmaster. "Dumbledore's Army!" She shouted pumping her fist up into the air, she didn't really care what trouble they were going to get in, it was worth the look on Snape's face as he glowered at them and then walked down from his seat and towards the Gryffindor table.

Lyssa very nearly laughed when Cassie shouted Dumbledore's Army, and would have had it not been for the look on Snape's face. That, instead, is what made her giggle. He was really too mad for something as minor as them talking out like that. Well actually, she supposed, they had insulted him and he was rather hotheaded...

Cassie smiled brightly at Snape as he stopped in front of them glaring. "Hello Professor," She said brightly. "How are you today?" "Miss Malfoy and Miss Evans," He said softly. "Yes?" Cassie asked cocking her head to the side. "What are you doing?" "Talking to you."

"Which really should be quite obvious," Lyssa said with a shrug, "as our mouths are moving and words are coming, whic just so happens to be the definition of talking. And since you're responding to it...then we seem to be having a conversation."

Cassie snickered as Snape glared at them. "Both of you stand up and follow me to my office. now." He barked and then turned to walk back to the teachers table. "Professor," Cassie said in a mock worried voice. "Isn't your office the other way?" He ignored her and motioned to the two new teachers that Cassie hadn't noticed before and then turned to walk out of the hall leaving Cassie and Lyssa to follow.

"Really, professor," Lyssa commented. "This should really wait until after the feast if ever at all. Leaving in the middle of it only shows how bad of a headmaster you are and just how wrong you are for the job. You have an obligation to your students after all."

"Yes that," Cassie said nodding. "And I am kind of hungry, can we eat first?" Snape turned and glared at them. "Be quiet," He hissed before marching back off, Cassie shrugged at Lyssa. "Guess that means no."

"Yeah," Lyssa agreed. "Unfortunately." With an annoyed sigh she looked at Cassie. "Do you suppose we should actually follow him? Cause I'm all for staying here and eating."

"Eating is nice," Cassie said with a nod. "It would be awful if we died of starvation, what would our parents say?"

"'Wonderful," Lyssa said just as coincedentally the food showed up. "Then I'm eating. Snape can go do whatever and not eat, but I'd rather not go hungry."

Cassie grinned and sat back down grabbing a handful of potato chips. "What?" She asked as Nix rolled her eyes and shook her head at her. Nix grinned and shrugged before getting her own dinner. "And really it's our last year, we should be allowed to enjoy our last start of year feast."

"Exactly," Lyssa agreed. "This is the last one..." Then she frowned. That was a rather sad thought, since Hogwarts had become such a big parts of their lives over the last seven years. She sighed lightly as she grabbed something to eat, somewhat wondering if Snape had realized they hadn't moved yet.

Cassie looked up and snickered as she Snape walking back into the hall, his face livid. "Care for some dinner Professor?" She asked him innocently. "It really is quite nice."

Lyssa wanted to laugh, she really did. But instead she just said to Snape, "Don't expect me to move at all, until I've eaten. This is my last year here, and I am not ruining the experience just because you want to be a git." Then she smirked when Snape just got angrier.

"I second that," Cassie said with a solem nod and cut up some meat taking a bite out of it. "If you two do not follow me now," He said in the same soft voice. "I will take a hundred points from Gryffindor. each." Cassie froze with a fork half way to her mouth and spun around as Gryffindor groaned. "I hate you, you know that." She said icily and stood up because she prefered to go with Snape then to let her house down that much, that would put them at minus two hundred and the year had been going for like what half an hour?